February 28, 2012
filledwithchocolatepudding: You Are a Cat! That lady is going to get that weird cat virus pregnancy disease. She’s extremely pregnant, you just can’t see it on the cover. The pictures inside have her licking the cat all over sucking its paws and rubbing it all over her pregnant body and saying “I don’t care! I love my cat!” and her doctor is frowning and then her baby is born really weird, and then they show the cat looking satisfied while the lady makes an embarrassed face about the monstrous birth and her husband is slamming the door and getting into a red convertible with his secretary who is busty, and the cat looks out the window and jumps down out the window over the flowerbox and into the garden and across the yard and gives the husband a quizzical look and the husband smiles and winks at the cat and the cat leaps into the secretary’s lap and they zoom away, the end. That’s the plot I picked. I’m going to pick the plot in which I’m a cat who becomes a cult leader and I’m going to buy a little tiny island in the south pacific and all my followers will come with me to my island—we will ride there on the backs of dolphins. There will be sunshine and fresh fish caught from the ocean and coconuts to break open with our powerful paws. And I’ll wear dark sunglasses at all times so that no one can see into my crazy cat soul.

filledwithchocolatepudding:

You Are a Cat!

That lady is going to get that weird cat virus pregnancy disease. She’s extremely pregnant, you just can’t see it on the cover. The pictures inside have her licking the cat all over sucking its paws and rubbing it all over her pregnant body and saying “I don’t care! I love my cat!” and her doctor is frowning and then her baby is born really weird, and then they show the cat looking satisfied while the lady makes an embarrassed face about the monstrous birth and her husband is slamming the door and getting into a red convertible with his secretary who is busty, and the cat looks out the window and jumps down out the window over the flowerbox and into the garden and across the yard and gives the husband a quizzical look and the husband smiles and winks at the cat and the cat leaps into the secretary’s lap and they zoom away, the end.

That’s the plot I picked.

I’m going to pick the plot in which I’m a cat who becomes a cult leader and I’m going to buy a little tiny island in the south pacific and all my followers will come with me to my island—we will ride there on the backs of dolphins. There will be sunshine and fresh fish caught from the ocean and coconuts to break open with our powerful paws. And I’ll wear dark sunglasses at all times so that no one can see into my crazy cat soul.

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